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WOLF & CUB live!

June 27th 2008 00:57
Wolf & Cub
The Annandale Hotel, Sydney
Thursday 26th June 26, 2008.

Concert review

Seeing this South Aussie four-piece is like paying a visit to the dentist. Just lean back, open your mouth slightly, and let the over-powering beat hammer the plaque off your teeth.

With two drummers, an over-charged bass and a blazing lead guitar, this is not a band for the weak-hearted, yet perfect if you actually happen to have heart failure.

They kicked off last night's show in the same fashion as Homebake 2006, a long instrumental jam to get themselves and the crowd warmed up. In fact, to describe them in short, I would call them the perfect garage jam-band.


Lead singer and guitarist Joel Byrne understands the band’s strengths perfectly. He seems to realise that by being a part of such a power-packed group, his lyrics simply get swallowed, so his vocals are more used for atmosphere rather than meaning. In fact, he spends as much time grunting, groaning, wailing and wallowing as he does stringing incomprehensible sentences together, but that suits the band’s style perfectly as they are more concerned with the vibe and the feel rather than any specific rock n roll message about love or sex or, love or sex.

You get the feeling they are students of rock, with touches of Pink Floyd, Dire Straits, U2 and Wolfmother getting rammed like a backward head-butt into the mix with some more tribalistic and powerful beats. It all makes for a sound that, even on a double-dare, you simply couldn’t stand there and not tap your feet.

Overall, it’s almost like this beat-driven band channel into some primitive impulse that makes you want to communicate something back, like a pounding of your chest or a simple spontaneous waving of your hands in the air. And unlike so many computer-generated sampled-sound groups, these guys don’t even have to ask you to.


Verdict: Awesome. Ooo yeahhhhh-hahahaaaaaaaaaa!
Wolf & Cub live in Sydney

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Party on Australia! (LINK)

June 24th 2008 03:57
According to Melissa Jenkins on ninemsn.com.au, “Australians are fatter, drunker and have more sexually transmitted diseases than ever before.” ("Australians 'fatter, drinking more'" Tues, June 24 2008)

Clearly we Aussies know how to have a good time. The most encouraging thing about the above statement is that while we are getting fatter, we are still getting laid, meaning no one could ever accuse us of being snobbish (like the Poms), weak (like the French), self-obsessed (like the Italians) or into animals (insert your own simile here).

Instead, we are a nation that glorifies gangsters, from Ned Kelly through to Underbelly.

We would prefer to have a beer with Boonie rather than a cuppa with the Queen.

The news doesn’t sell unless it’s about sports-stars shagging sports-stars in dodgy bars. Or sports-stars getting drunk and pounding the poor public.

Melissa’s damning report goes on to point out that: “The good news from the Australian Institute of Health and Welfare (AIHW) biennial national snapshot is we live longer than any other nation except for Japan.”

So there you have it. Fat, drunk, and shagged. The secret to longevity is finally out. I knew the whole jogging thing wouldn’t last. We’re on a good thing Australia: enjoy the ride.

And as for my next vacation: stay where you are Tokyo, here I come!

Cheers, and chow4now.
Let the good times roll!

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Rugby League's Hottest 100

April 17th 2008 19:29
Tonight, rugby league named its ‘Team of The Century.’ It is of course made up of League’s immortals and a host of champions from across the decades filling the gaps.

I would firstly like to congratulate each and every individual who has made it to the Rugby League Hottest 100 CD. Nice work – great to be voted as Australia’s favourite


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Is it just me?

April 9th 2008 04:55
It’s been eight weeks since I earned a dollar, and my savings account is starting to run dry. I retired from my last job and moved to Sydney, keen to try the big city life. Everything was going great for a while too.

In terms of home entertainment, my new flat mates own a combined total of about 26,800 DVDs, 11,000 books and a Boonie doll, so that side of life is more than covered. There are free tennis courts and some cricket nets down the road, so my sporting needs are taken care of without spending a cent. Unfortunately, two of life’s most important vices, rent and beer, are taking their toll and I find myself in the position of needing to work and earn some money once again


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Who would you love to be? Haven’t we all watched a film and thought ‘wow, if only I could do that, or say that to the boss, or get her phone number, then how good would life be?’

With our radio show being called I’ve got a bad feeling about this, it’s evident enough that we are film fans. As The Jazzman often mumbles earnestly, “everything I’ve ever learnt in life has come from films


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According to a newspaper report, we (as in Australia) should ban junk food advertising on TV between 6am and 9pm to reduce rising rates of obesity in our children. Apparently our kiddies are not just fat, but, like Wayne Carey’s nostrils, getting fatter by the minute, and so all commercials that feature food that is high in fat, sugar and/or salt should sneak off and do their penance with The Mint and Guthy-Renker. While this is an issue that needs to be addressed, is culling television commercials the only way around this problem?

We at Funky-and-The-Jazzman-R-Us took a quick brainstorm session to try and help the little porkers and decided there are other ways to stop them filling their gobs with muck and piling on the pounds. A couple of quick ideas include


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TOP TEN: The things we learn

March 4th 2008 05:18
What are the key things that we have learnt from the media and the world in the last two-point something years? How far have we progressed as a civilisation in this period of time?!

Having served community radio for two point something years now, people often come up to us and say “Hey, Funky and The Jazzman! What have you guys learnt in your time on radio? You know, based on your thorough research and learnings, both here and abroad,” they’ll say


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Favourite and Failed Finals…

February 28th 2008 13:28
Film, music, nature. Sport, tele, media.

We recently hosted our final ever Funky and The Jazzman radio show, and a few cheers and tears (not to mention the beers) flowed in the studio


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Eye-Catching Headline.

February 7th 2008 06:08
Before you read on, I’d just like to make it abundantly clear that we, Funky and The Jazzman, love everyone and everything. We hold no prejudice; we admire pretty much everyone, and will jump on any bandwagon that’s doing the rounds. (Note to self: good job, that intro ought to keep us out of the courts for another week at least.)

So with that in mind, I feel compelled to share with one and all our Headline of the Week. I found this on the website ananova.com the other day


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Children's Tales and Cheating Males

February 4th 2008 22:17
How can people who try so hard to get it right seemingly get it so wrong?

Some people get so tangled up in their own righteousness that they end up dabbling in the dark side (the Anakin Effect). On this week’s radio show (perhaps aptly titled I’ve Got a Bad Feeling About This); we took it upon ourselves to try to guide those who were a little ill-directed back to the light


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