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The ten best ever Rock intro's

July 28th 2008 03:26
This is a list, in no particular order, of rock tracks that demand you to pull out your air guitar or sit down at your air drum kit right from the opening note. Or beat. Or scream. These are the songs that need to be played if you’re leaving for work in four minutes and can’t bare the thought of walking out the front door, or if you want to go and burn off those Tim Tams and simply cannot haul your big backside out of bed.

The rules for assessing the ten best ever rock intro's…

1) Can only be 10 songs. Any more and no-one would be bothered reading it.
2) Can only be 10 songs. Any more and I can’t be bothered writing it.

3) Must be made up of half Australian acts and half not.
4) Must be made up of half live stuff and half studio stuff.
5) As it turns out, the live stuff must be made up of stuff I have seen live. Coincidentally, as it turns out.
6) I must be able to find a suitable You Tube clip of my selected top ten rock intro.
7) Can not have more than seven (7) rules in assessing the top 10 intros.

And before I continue: the irony of it all…I know rock n’ roll is supposed to be all about freedom of expression, breaking the rules and basically “sticking it to the man,” (Jack Black told me). And so trying to create a rock n’ roll list, and give it some rules and prerequisites appears to fly entirely in the face of what rock, according to legend, is all about. Enjoy that thought as long as you like, but I’ve gotta get going and start playing some tunes.

(In booming announcer’s voice)

“And so…without further ado, in conjunction with Funky and The Jazzman productions, give it up for the biggest, baddest, bestest rock intros of oorrrrrrrrrlllllll Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmme!”

Kicking off the studio stuff with two giants of the hair-band era, I'm talking Motley Crue and Guns n’ Roses.


Kick Start My Heart gives nothing less than that heart-pounding vibe of being trackside at a Formula One Grand Prix. A massive adrenalin surge that is required before any car race or before you have to clean the skid marks off your share-house toilet. No I’ve never been to a car race.



You Could Be Mine takes me back to the days where The Digger and myself used to drive up to Blackbutt Reserve to do some cross country running. Playing the start of this song in the car before you go for a run is almost exactly the same as injecting cow’s blood into your thighs before playing a game of footy. Ooh yeah!



The next selection needs no real introduction or description. Just press play on the vid here…



Got it? Good.

And now, please welcome to the microphones, a couple of top Aussie studio-recorded rock n’ rollers. Firstly I’d like to introduce The Divinyls who take great delight in sticking it to the man with their track Hey Little Boy. The drums, the guitar – this intro lets you know what you’re in for…



And next we have the mighty Spiderbait. Who in the world (of Australia) didn’t pull their air guitar out for this one?!!



Feeling pumped? Good, because in the words of immortal rocker Mark Gasnier, it’s time to ‘fire up bitch’ and face up to the top 5 LIVE!

I’ll kick-off with a classic rock intro, a little bit of guitar solo that is instantly recognisable right around the world. Did somebody just whisper the word “iconic”? Why not?!!



Sticking with the Aussie theme for the moment, the lads from The Living End are back from their internal squabbles and self-loathing to release a new album. Whatever happens with this album or in future, there can be no denying that with Prisoner of Society, they came up with one of the all-time greatest Oz rock songs. Have a look at this live version – what a way to intro a song and fire up a crowd.



Moving to a couple of bands from abroad now and onto the first live big gig I ever saw. In fact (in showing my age) I had to leave a HSC exam early to catch a train down to Sydney to see these guys. The result? Thanks to Dire Straits for putting on was is still one of the maddest concerts I have ever seen, and (as I’m sure you were wondering) I scored my highest mark in this particular HSC exam! God bless General Studies. And the power of rock.



Having seen U2 twice in Sydney, (and, from what I’m told, shrewdly deciding to not fork out the big bucks to see them last time they toured), I consider myself a bit of a fan. This song was always the biggest of them all for me. In fact, I’ve been calling it my ‘funeral song’ for a long while now, so for those in the know, there’s no surprises that this song makes the cut. This particular clip comes live from Slane Castle in Ireland (I think). The power and the beauty of Where the Streets Have No Name



And finally, saving my personal favourite till last…

Classic Australian rock to me is all about the Oils. They got me through my high school years and watched over me in the years thereafter. This particular clip, of The Dead Heart, is not an out and out rock intro like most of the others here, but I find it does the same thing: it gets the chest pounding and the soul stirring. If you can’t be bothered watching any of the other You Tube clips, have a quick click on this and tell me you don’t feel - something!



Remember: stay alert – not alarmed, and chow4now.

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Once upon a time a young man by the name of Matty Allen (The Digger) sat down with a microphone, a Marantz, and me and started chatting about his reservations regarding the recently released movie Superman Returns.

I then edited a three minute conversation down to a 30 second promo, thinking; “what the hey, I can use this for a uni assignment!” And so it came to be.

Which brings us to the here and now...

In order to share audio, via the good people at Orble, you have to convert the audio file into video, and in order to do that…BuddaBam! – You Tube.

And so dear reader turned listener, I would like to present to you – via the good copyright-free pictures of Wiki, and via the “Windows Movie Maker” program I’ve had jammed on my computer for the past four years but only discovered last week – a special audio slide show presentation of The Digger, mixing it with Funky. And Superman.



Ps – no comments about the slide show thing – it’s all about the audio!

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WOLF & CUB live!

June 27th 2008 00:57
Wolf & Cub
The Annandale Hotel, Sydney
Thursday 26th June 26, 2008


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Who would you love to be? Haven’t we all watched a film and thought ‘wow, if only I could do that, or say that to the boss, or get her phone number, then how good would life be?’

With our radio show being called I’ve got a bad feeling about this, it’s evident enough that we are film fans. As The Jazzman often mumbles earnestly, “everything I’ve ever learnt in life has come from films


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Favourite and Failed Finals…

February 28th 2008 13:28
Film, music, nature. Sport, tele, media.

We recently hosted our final ever Funky and The Jazzman radio show, and a few cheers and tears (not to mention the beers) flowed in the studio


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On Triangles & Broken Hearts II

August 21st 2006 21:08
The Triangle in House
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On Triangles and Broken Hearts

August 20th 2006 12:41
Love Hurts. (ref: one of House episode in Season 1 was given this title)
It doesn't necessarily have to..but, that's the way it is-at least on screen..cos people nowadays don't just wanna see the happily-ever-after endings..instead, what they seemed to want more are tragedies..
(now, how many ppl actually stop to help when a traffic accident occurs..compared to the ppl who slow down their cars, just to have a look..later causing a massive traffic accident?[ Click here to read more ]
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"DDx, people?"

August 14th 2006 09:17

To the uninitiated, "DDx" is the abbrev. of "differential diagnosis"..and I bet no one speaks those phrases as many times as none other than Dr House himself..
So, who is he? Come on, you can’t claim ignorance on this one


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