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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>What the Olympics have taught me...</title>
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<description>The Olympics have taught me one thing this week: my ex-girlfriend owes me an apology. As of 5.00pm this arvo, Australia has won 11 gold medals. Now, in case you...</description>
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<title>The ten best ever Rock intro's</title>
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<description>This is a list, in no particular order, of rock tracks that demand you to pull out your air guitar or sit down at your air drum kit right from...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:26:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Superman Returns (again, but like never before)</title>
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<description>Once upon a time a young man by the name of Matty Allen (The Digger) sat down with a microphone, a Marantz, and me and started chatting about his reservations...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>In fact: Oils is Oils</title>
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<description>Who wants to read something quick yet funny and educational all at the same time? I read this in the Sydney Sun Herald the other morning. Now, for anyone who...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>BLOKEANOL - Put the bloke back in your throat!</title>
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<description>We at F &amp; TJ &amp; TD Beverages are proud to announce the upcoming release of our brand new product - Blokeanol. A beverage so strong it'll make Truman Capote...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>WOLF &amp; CUB live!</title>
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<description>Wolf &amp; Cub The Annandale Hotel, Sydney Thursday 26th June 26, 2008. Concert review Seeing this South Aussie four-piece is like paying a visit to the dentist. Just lean back...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Party on Australia!</title>
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<description>According to Melissa Jenkins on ninemsn.com.au, "Australians are fatter, drunker and have more sexually transmitted diseases than ever before." ("Australians 'fatter, drinking more'" Tues, June 24 2008) Clearly we Aussies...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Rugby League's Hottest 100</title>
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<description>Tonight, rugby league named its 'Team of The Century.' It is of course made up of League's immortals and a host of champions from across the decades filling the gaps...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Is it just me?</title>
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<description>It's been eight weeks since I earned a dollar, and my savings account is starting to run dry. I retired from my last job and moved to Sydney, keen to...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>I wanna be Anakin, or Spiderman, or Princess Fiona?</title>
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<description>Who would you love to be? Haven't we all watched a film and thought 'wow, if only I could do that, or say that to the boss, or get her...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Sugar-munchers getting fatter! (or - 'How to save the kiddies')</title>
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<description>According to a newspaper report, we (as in Australia) should ban junk food advertising on TV between 6am and 9pm to reduce rising rates of obesity in our children. Apparently...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:54:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>TOP TEN: The things we learn</title>
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<description>What are the key things that we have learnt from the media and the world in the last two-point something years? How far have we progressed as a civilisation in...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Favourite and Failed Finals...</title>
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<description>Film, music, nature. Sport, tele, media. We recently hosted our final ever Funky and The Jazzman radio show, and a few cheers and tears (not to mention the beers) flowed...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Eye-Catching Headline.</title>
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<description>Before you read on, I'd just like to make it abundantly clear that we, Funky and The Jazzman, love everyone and everything. We hold no prejudice; we admire pretty much...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Children's Tales and Cheating Males</title>
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<description>How can people who try so hard to get it right seemingly get it so wrong? Some people get so tangled up in their own righteousness that they end up...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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