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The ten best ever Rock intro's

July 28th 2008 03:26
This is a list, in no particular order, of rock tracks that demand you to pull out your air guitar or sit down at your air drum kit right from the opening note. Or beat. Or scream. These are the songs that need to be played if you’re leaving for work in four minutes and can’t bare the thought of walking out the front door, or if you want to go and burn off those Tim Tams and simply cannot haul your big backside out of bed.

The rules for assessing the ten best ever rock intro's…

1) Can only be 10 songs. Any more and no-one would be bothered reading it.
2) Can only be 10 songs. Any more and I can’t be bothered writing it.

3) Must be made up of half Australian acts and half not.
4) Must be made up of half live stuff and half studio stuff.
5) As it turns out, the live stuff must be made up of stuff I have seen live. Coincidentally, as it turns out.
6) I must be able to find a suitable You Tube clip of my selected top ten rock intro.
7) Can not have more than seven (7) rules in assessing the top 10 intros.

And before I continue: the irony of it all…I know rock n’ roll is supposed to be all about freedom of expression, breaking the rules and basically “sticking it to the man,” (Jack Black told me). And so trying to create a rock n’ roll list, and give it some rules and prerequisites appears to fly entirely in the face of what rock, according to legend, is all about. Enjoy that thought as long as you like, but I’ve gotta get going and start playing some tunes.

(In booming announcer’s voice)

“And so…without further ado, in conjunction with Funky and The Jazzman productions, give it up for the biggest, baddest, bestest rock intros of oorrrrrrrrrlllllll Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmme!”

Kicking off the studio stuff with two giants of the hair-band era, I'm talking Motley Crue and Guns n’ Roses.


Kick Start My Heart gives nothing less than that heart-pounding vibe of being trackside at a Formula One Grand Prix. A massive adrenalin surge that is required before any car race or before you have to clean the skid marks off your share-house toilet. No I’ve never been to a car race.



You Could Be Mine takes me back to the days where The Digger and myself used to drive up to Blackbutt Reserve to do some cross country running. Playing the start of this song in the car before you go for a run is almost exactly the same as injecting cow’s blood into your thighs before playing a game of footy. Ooh yeah!



The next selection needs no real introduction or description. Just press play on the vid here…



Got it? Good.

And now, please welcome to the microphones, a couple of top Aussie studio-recorded rock n’ rollers. Firstly I’d like to introduce The Divinyls who take great delight in sticking it to the man with their track Hey Little Boy. The drums, the guitar – this intro lets you know what you’re in for…



And next we have the mighty Spiderbait. Who in the world (of Australia) didn’t pull their air guitar out for this one?!!



Feeling pumped? Good, because in the words of immortal rocker Mark Gasnier, it’s time to ‘fire up bitch’ and face up to the top 5 LIVE!

I’ll kick-off with a classic rock intro, a little bit of guitar solo that is instantly recognisable right around the world. Did somebody just whisper the word “iconic”? Why not?!!



Sticking with the Aussie theme for the moment, the lads from The Living End are back from their internal squabbles and self-loathing to release a new album. Whatever happens with this album or in future, there can be no denying that with Prisoner of Society, they came up with one of the all-time greatest Oz rock songs. Have a look at this live version – what a way to intro a song and fire up a crowd.



Moving to a couple of bands from abroad now and onto the first live big gig I ever saw. In fact (in showing my age) I had to leave a HSC exam early to catch a train down to Sydney to see these guys. The result? Thanks to Dire Straits for putting on was is still one of the maddest concerts I have ever seen, and (as I’m sure you were wondering) I scored my highest mark in this particular HSC exam! God bless General Studies. And the power of rock.



Having seen U2 twice in Sydney, (and, from what I’m told, shrewdly deciding to not fork out the big bucks to see them last time they toured), I consider myself a bit of a fan. This song was always the biggest of them all for me. In fact, I’ve been calling it my ‘funeral song’ for a long while now, so for those in the know, there’s no surprises that this song makes the cut. This particular clip comes live from Slane Castle in Ireland (I think). The power and the beauty of Where the Streets Have No Name



And finally, saving my personal favourite till last…

Classic Australian rock to me is all about the Oils. They got me through my high school years and watched over me in the years thereafter. This particular clip, of The Dead Heart, is not an out and out rock intro like most of the others here, but I find it does the same thing: it gets the chest pounding and the soul stirring. If you can’t be bothered watching any of the other You Tube clips, have a quick click on this and tell me you don’t feel - something!



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Comment by Cibbuano

July 28th 2008 03:39
yeah, I was blown away by You Could Be Mine when I was a kid...


Comment by Ann 2

July 28th 2008 04:05
Nice list. I didn't even need to press 'play' for the third video. From the still picture, I could tell that it was Nirvana's Smells Like A Teen Spirit. And Thunderstruck got me playing some air guitar as soon as it started.

Comment by Jarrah

July 28th 2008 04:24
Meh.

Although You Could Be Mine is killer, it don't get much better than that, its my entrance music when I fight.

Comment by Damo

July 28th 2008 04:38
Good selection.

But where is
AC-DC -Thunda - Great guitar intro.


Comment by Craig Lester

July 28th 2008 04:42
Well Funky and the Jazzman have done it again. What a sensational list and while it will be open for debate as to what was selected and what missed the cut there can be no argument that each of these songs deserve a place on the list.
Some great aussie bands and I was air guitaring away when I heard Black Betty by Spiderbait

Great work lads keep it coming

Comment by ChrisC

July 28th 2008 05:40
Hi Cib, thanks 4 dropping in.

Hello Ann, yup, my fingers copped a massive workout trying to compile this lot.

Jarrah: yeah, "you could be mine" is a fav pre-exercise pump-up.

Gday Damo - now you havent been watching all your You Tube vids on this blog now, have you?!!

DJ Dapto - i cant believe they still let you write on this site! looking forward to your next rant.

Comment by Bryn

July 28th 2008 06:53
My vote goes to Steppenwolf's The Pusher.
And Iron Butterfly's In-a-Gadda-da-Vida.

Comment by Brenton

July 28th 2008 08:23
Sigur Ros live show opening with about a minute of solid sound as a violin bow is driven accross an electric guitar.

The manic LAugh at the start of Devos Hubboon stomp.

The drums at the start of Nine inch Nails olny aren't so much an intro but i like them.

THe openin of 'where is my mind' by the pixies.

Nirvana, Smells like teen spirit.

The piano opewning the liver version of November rain.

The openng weirdness of Alex and the Ramps, Brain.

Comment by Michaelie

July 28th 2008 09:43
Nice list - I love the start of The Who's Baba O'Reilly. Well I love the whole song, but it's magic when the guitars and drums kick in at the beginning.

Michaelie

Comment by The Jazzman

July 28th 2008 12:26
The intro to ACDC sent a chill down my spine, would have loved to have been there to see it.

The Pixies is another one which was close to the cut Brenton. The combo of the guitar and voice is amazing.

Other personal favs of The Jazzman, Pearl Jam have a few I was trying to sneak in there. Alive is one that is always got me fired up, Animal another, and of course Even Flow never ceased to send a crowd nuts when it began to crank out.

Ones I can also highly recommend include:
Tool - Stinkfist
Regurgitator - The Drop (Another great Aussie act)
Wolfmother - Joker & The Thief (Go Aussie go!)

Your loyal servant,

The Jazzman





Comment by ChrisC

July 28th 2008 13:33
Bryn and Brenton - ta for the comments. you guys have suggested some stuff I've never even heard of. thanks heaps, i'll have to go check it out.

Hi Michaelie - has anyone ever told you that you've got the sweetest mouth on the internet? (that didnt come across as crude now, did it?!!)

And yoyo Jazz! Now we've both been over this a thousand times. I wasn't allowed any Radiohead so you weren't allowed any Pearl Jam. Plus I won the Rock, Paper, Scissors contest fair and square, giving me final call on what plays and what goes away. ps - you got us a job yet?

Comment by TimmyH

July 28th 2008 15:39
It's disturbing that you dont have

Lou Reed - "Intro/Sweet Jane" off the "Rock N Roll Animal" album.

It is by far and away the best intro to a song EVER!

Nothing else comes close!

Comment by Michaelie

July 28th 2008 19:52
Hahaha actually I think David mentioned something like that once... but he was definitely intending to be crude!

Comment by James Rickard

July 28th 2008 22:02
Great intros stand the test of time--Beatles--Day Tripper
Stones-Satisfaction
Beep Purple--Smoke on the Water
Led Zepplin-Stairway to Heaven
Like 'em or not, you hear the opening riff and you know the song!

Comment by Davidz

July 28th 2008 23:59
My first 6 would look like this (not following your rules of course because i dont remember them and scrolling is boring):

6. Come as you are - Nirvana
5. Strangers - Portishead
4. Enter Sandman - Metallica
3. I might be Wrong - Radiohead
2. Black Dog - Led Zeppelin
1. Welcome to the Jungle - Guns and Roses



Comment by Davidz

July 28th 2008 23:59
My first 6 would look like this (not following your rules of course because i dont remember them and scrolling is boring):

6. Come as you are - Nirvana
5. Strangers - Portishead
4. Enter Sandman - Metallica
3. I might be Wrong - Radiohead
2. Black Dog - Led Zeppelin
1. Welcome to the Jungle - Guns and Roses



Comment by Mr Nice Guy

July 29th 2008 02:38
AMong others I would strongly argue for the great intro from Meatloaf's Bat out of Hell.

Stay well

Comment by ChrisC

July 29th 2008 02:40
Hi TimmyH - sorry to disturb you. let me assure you that everything's going to be alright!

Michaelie - great mouth, still! (I'm assuming you are a female!!! How funny if "Michaelie" was a French man's name...

James Rickard - couldnt agree with you more mate. "Smoke" and "Stairway" were both in the mix. My standout Beatles intro is Revolution, (rockier version), with Lennon smoking up that guitar.

Davidz - cheers for having a read. With Metallica I was close to including St Anger - nice intro there. And yep, I Might Be Wrong is a top piece of work



Comment by What!!

July 29th 2008 06:09
Boyz your living in the past.

Was one of those songs even written in the last 5 years?

Cmon boyz if youve ever seen Airbourne live you'd know "Are you ready to Rock'n'Roll!" is not only a great intro to a song but also a great start to a gig.

Anyhoo, although I'm diapointed with the songs I'm impressed with the effort, just look how many comments you've received. Is this a record?

Keep up da good work
Dink

Comment by JohnDoe

July 29th 2008 07:47
Hi Chris C,

A few opening riffs that rock my nads:

Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Chile
Norman Greenbaum - Spirit in The Sky
Ted Nuggent - Stranglehold
Eric Claton's Crossroads cover
Ten Years After - I'm Going Home

As for ACDC its Jailbreak that does it for me

Comment by ChrisB

July 29th 2008 10:10
muse - new born
that lovely piano score, almost fairy tale-like...then bust out massive on the gee-tar..love it!

Comment by ChrisC

July 29th 2008 14:03
Gday Mr Nice Guy - Meatloaf does know how to kick off a tune.

Mr Wonderful - thanks for the rock and roll reinforcement!

Dink - l know i know, getting old hahaha. just for you im sitting here listening to anthony callea and that irish idiot so i can get up to speed with current trends!

JohnDoe - i like your tastes mate.

ChrisB - i like yours more! muse is a fave of mine. would love to see them live.

Comment by Morgan Bell

July 29th 2008 16:09
hey great list!
its very satisfying when you can recognise a song in the first few seconds!

Australian Crawl - Reckless
Machine Head - Violate
Faith No More - Easy
Britney Spears - Toxic

my definition of "Rock" is obviously extremely broad!

Comment by Ann 2

July 29th 2008 20:38
Since everyone here has posted a list, might as well post mine. Some of them hardly qualify as best ever but they're still pretty good:

Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child Of Mine (listen to Fort Minor's S.C.O.M which has a sample of the guitar riff, and you'll find yourself air-guitaring away) and Welcome To The Jungle

Metallica - Enter Sandman

lostprophets - Last Train Home and Kobrakai

Rammstein - Fuer Frei

Linkin Park - QWERTY (probably their hardest song, it's a shame it wasn't officially released)

System Of A Down - Toxicity

Comment by James Rickard

July 29th 2008 21:53
*S* I'll go with you on the Beatles. It's HARD to pick one tune.

Comment by ChrisC

July 31st 2008 10:46
Hi Morgan and D Armenta - ta for having a read and for throwing your two cents worth in.
Anne - there's some heavy stuff there girl!
And James - yup tough gig picking 10...

I'm sitting here listening to Triple J and right at this moment "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against The Machine comes on. Another memorable intro to a song!

Comment by D. Armenta

July 31st 2008 15:37

Comment by ChrisC

August 1st 2008 00:22
Hi there D Armenta,
Sorry about that, I had one foot in bed when I wrote that last night and completely forgot to mention your link specifically. I really appreciated the effort, what better way to respond to a blog full of you tube vids than with a you tube vid!
Now, Blues Brothers = top stuff. Great film, great music. Hell, contrary to popular opinion, i even loved Blues Brothers 2000! However, the link you sent as an intro to a rock song...no way! hahaha Semi-formulaic blues doesnt cut the mustard on this one!
But cheers for your ideas and i cant wait to read your blog on the matter (can you let me know when you write it)?

Comment by D. Armenta

August 1st 2008 14:52
Well, I was trying (somewhat obscurely, I admit) to make the point that all those rock intros and songs stemmed (and many were stolen from) blues artists like John Lee Hooker, there. You have to admit--if you took that riff and played it through a screaming feedback Marshall stack you'd probably love it...oh wait, someone already did that.

I'll let you know! Heading out on the road today but back soon.........great blog.

Comment by ChrisB

August 4th 2008 05:51
oh and queens of the stone age - song for the dead

and, one of australia's most underrated bands, and one of my personal favourites - the cops....out of the fridge and into the fire.....glorious!!

find it, listen to it and love it!

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